1The Old Man and the She
Paula forces Dick into helping an old Greek gentleman from being deported.
2The Second Time Around
The Hollisters plan a second wedding with all the fuss and formality they didn't have at the first one.
3How to Fail in Business
Dick and Paula buy their apartment building but regret it when the tenants complain constantly.
4Phantom of 84th Street
Oscar's $65,000 Picasso is stolen from Dick and Paula's apartment.
5One of Our Firemen is Missing
Harry is fined for helping Dick and Paula when he should have been on duty.
6Before You Bury Me, Can I Say Something?
When Dick writes his will, Paula thinks he's dying.
7Dick's Van Dyke
Dick plans to spend his vacation time painting, but he is constantly being interrupted.
8The Background Man
Dick hires a girl to help him draw the comic strip. Unfortunately, all she can do is spill paint all over him.
9Vote Yes or No
Paula pickets Dick's office because he is against a pay raise for firemen and she is for it.
10He & She vs. Him
Dick has run out of ideas for the comic strip and is about to be sued for plagiarism.
11The Coming-Out Party
Paula throws a party so she can match her friend up with a doctor. However, the doctor has plans to take out Dick's tonsils.
12Deep in the Heart of Taxes
Dick is about to be audited by the IRS and Paula hasn't told him about all the money she won on the horses.
13Don't Call Us
The Hollisters are having a problem getting an invitation to a party because they have just gotten an unlisted phone number.
14North Goes West
Oscar insists that Dick and Paula move out to California with him and the "Jetman" series. So they pick up and prepare to move out.
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Easy Way Out
When the police raid Paula's poker party, Oscar manages to make a Jetman-like getaway.
16Poster Boy
A wanted poster of the neighborhood robber looks just like Andrew, the building handyman.
1745 Midgets from Broadway
The "Jetman" show is made into a musical comedy.
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A Rock by Any Other Name
The Hollisters exchange birthday gifts: She gets a fur coat and he gets a rock, which he proceeds to lose.
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Goodman, Spare That Tree
Paula helps her cousin smuggle an Italian olive tree past customs. The big problem now is keeping the tree alive.
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The White Collar Worker
The Hollisters prepare to confront the driver who hit Paula's car.
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Along Came Kim
The Hollisters' Korean foster son mistakes Harry for his foster father.
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What Do You Get for the Man Who Has Nothing?
The Hollisters try to keep Harry out of his apartment for three days so they can redecorate it for a surprise birthday party.
23Dog's Best Friend
Dick and Paula watch as their close friends Bart and Myra split up.
24It's Not Whether You Win or Lose, It's How You Watch the Game
Dick has to get 30 tickets to a football game in two days. He had promised his classmates they would hold their reunion at the game but he forgot to reserve the seats.
25Knock, Knock, Who's There? Fernando, Fernando Who?
Harry jumps to the wrong conclusion when he finds Fernando Lamas massaging Paula's leg while Dick is out of town.
26What's in the Kitty?
The Hollisters' dinner party for Dick's boss is marred by a mouse, a sick cat and a poison scare.