1Pig
Patty and Bob work frantically to cover up her crimes and are met with a few surprises. The regionals queen is given her crown.
2Dead Girl
While the police investigate the recent murder, Patty works to unite the pageant contestants in a public relations attempt to change the headlines.
3Boomerang
Patty finds an eating disorder sponsor and meets a significant person. Bob takes on a new client. Coralee encourages Bob Barnard to run for mayor.
4Poison Patty
Coralee and Regina throw a feminist period party. Bob goes polyamorous speed dating. Patty is haunted by visions while mentoring a "little sister."
5Finding Magnolia
Magnolia visits Hughes University to try to piece together her lost memories. Dixie learns a shocking secret. Bob launches his mayoral campaign.
6Eat and Run
A crushed Patty throws herself into her newfound talent with the help of a tempting instructor. Brick decides he wants to be a social media influencer.
7Full Brazilian
Nonnie investigates a crime. Patty competes in the state pageant while simultaneously working her recovery program. Angie encounters trouble.
8Pretty in Prison
A tragedy lands Patty in prison, where she helps plan a pageant. Meanwhile, Coralee and Bob's division of their home results in a surprise.
9Ladybomb
The Bobs face off in a heated debate with quite a few twists, while Coralee tries to remove herself from danger. Patty and Nonnie go on a ghost tour.
10The Most You You Can Be
The Miss American Lady pageant declares its winner as shocking truths come to light, and Patty embraces her inner self, much to Bob's dismay.