1Get Your Freak Off
Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.
2The Fat and the Furious
A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.
3Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do
Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.
4Goodbye Normal Jeans
Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.
5Dances With Dogs
A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.
6The Son Also Roses
Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
7The Texas Skillsaw Massacre
Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
8Full Metal Dust Jacket
Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
9Pigmalion
A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.
10Megalo Dale
Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
11Boxing Luanne
Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
12Vision Quest
Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.
13Queasy Rider
Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.
14Board Games
Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
15An Officer and a Gentle Boy
To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
16The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
17The Good Buck
Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.
18I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.
19Be True to Your Fool
After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
20Racist Dawg
A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
21Night and Deity
A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
22Maid in Arlen
To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
23The Witches of East Arlen
Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.