1Season Opener
Paul tries Viagra and spends the day hiding the obvious effects while he searches for Jamie, who is stuck on the streets of New York wearing nothing alse then a towel.
2A Pain in the Neck
When Paul gets his tonsils taken out, his pretty nurse makes Jamie jealous. Meanwhile, Mabel says her first word.
3Tragedy Plus Time
Jamie's ex-boyfriend dies and leaves everything to her. Debbie has second thoughts about marrying Joan.
4There's a Puma in the Kitchen
To satisfy her need to mother, Lisa adopts a cat with attitude. Jamie learns the benefits of a ""nooner.""
5The Silent Show
To help their communication problems, Dr. Sheila recommends that Paul and Jamie not talk to each other for the rest of the day.
6Weekend in L.A.
Paul and Jamie go to L.A. to try to get superagent Gardner Malloy to represent him. The life of luxury makes them reluctant to go back.
7The Thanksgiving Show
Jamie and Paul have a full house for Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile, Mabel may be allergic.
8The Buried Fight
When Paul inadvertently injures Hal, he hires the nurse who attended to him after his tonsil removal. Jamie hates her, which leads to a fight. To end the argument, Hal suggests the British tradition of burying the fight.
9Farmer Buchman
Mr. Wicker goes out of town and asks Paul and Jamie to tend his rooftop garden. Mabel loves another baby's rare toy.
10Win a Free Car
To save the store, Ira plans to give away a car to the person who keeps their hand on it the longest. Since he can't afford it, he wants all of the contestants to be ringers.
11The Honeymoon
Dr. Lee helps Paul and Jamie get away to a much-anticipated honeymoon while Lisa cares for Murray.
12Valentine's Day
Paul and Jamie spend an unsettling trial night in the suburbs.
13Virtual Reality II
The couple learns that Jamie will be in bed with Mark McGwire via virtual reality.
14Uncle Phil Goes Back to High School
Uncle Phil goes back to high school. Lisa gets breast implants.
15Murray at the Dog Show
Sheila declares Paul and Jamie cured. However, Murray is still traumatized by the earlier puma attack, so Paul and Jamie enter him in a dog show.
16Millennium Bug
Jamie's dress is ruined by a dry cleaner who is unwilling to make restitution. Paul has a dream where Einstein gives him a partial solution to the millennium bug. He needs to have the dream again, so he can get the rest of the solution.
17Separate Beds
Paul and Jamie discover the extra comfort of sleeping apart. Marvin is wrestling part time and Ira becomes his manager.
18Stealing Burt's Car
Ira finds a note in some old pants that remind him of a date made twenty years ago but he doesn't remember with whom. Paul and Jamie steal Burt's decrepit car so they can ditch it, since he won't sell it.
19Paved with Good Intentions
Paul accidentally runs over Jamie's mother. While she is in the hospital, her estranged husband visits.
20The Dirty Little Secret
When Debbie compiles Buchman and Stemple family trees, she learns that Paul and Jamie are actually cousins.
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The Final Frontier (1)
Mabel's first real film is a biography, looking back at her family's twisted history.
22The Final Frontier (2)
Mabel's first real film is a biography, looking back at her family's twisted history.