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Episode #301
Carlos is back for a Third Season on Comedy Central. Carlos's favorite talking dinosaur, Carlosaurus Rex makes a come back to sing his songs for the children.
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Episode #302
Carlos introduces us to his version of Barato. Also included, Carlos heads to TV central for Iraq E!TV, to show us the new line-up for fall.
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Episode #303
"Are You Smarter than a Wetback?" is a new game show that Carlos introduces. Rappers in prison and their experience behind bars, is the music video of the week.
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Episode #304
Is America ready for a Female President? That is the question that Carlos hits the streets with. Special guests and a poetry event also take center stage.
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Episode #305
Freedom of Speech does it really exist or is it a figment of our imaginations? Club Carlos is introduced with the motto: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Dee-Dee-Dees!
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Episode #306
Carlos takes on a sensitivity training class. Then the world of speed dating where Carlos dresses as a Latina woman trying to find a mate.
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Episode #307
The first Latino Super-Hero makes his way onto the screen. Then Carlos talks with some friends about jobs they should never have.
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Episode #308
It's highlights from Season 3 with original introductions by Carlos.
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Episode #309
Carlos sets out to expose why people don't want to vote for a black president. Carlos also knows he is not the only one to do racial impressions, so he hits the streets to prove his point.
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Episode #310
Judge Carlos makes a come back...to set everyone straight and lay down the law Carlos Style. Wild animals do not belong in the city, but Carlos is going to show a few how to.
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Episode #311
The winner of the "So You Think You Can Rant" challenge is announced. The Arab store clerk Punji returns, and Bill Clinton as the "First Man" as seen through the eyes of Carlos.
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Episode #312
A spoof of the television shot "Man vs. Wild" is profiled, which lands its host in the ghetto. Paging Dr. Carlos, don't worry he gets all the Dee-dee-dees.
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Episode #313
Kids and video games are making the news. So Carlos wonders how the kids would handle being sucked into a video game. We see the return of "Future News" with Fernando Rosalindo.
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Episode #314
The Stereotype Olympics are back, as Carlos lights the ceremonial torch. Then Carlos has to ask why there are not more Mexicans in movies.
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Episode #315
Is the human race worth saving, Carlos and the aliens set to find out. Dean Carlos has some heart to heart straight forward guidance for some high school students.
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Episode #316
Holding tradition Carlos takes a look back at season 3. Highlights from the season are profiled.
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