1Hats
When Floyd eats Sheriff's hat, Sheriff becomes convinced that nobody will respect his authority without it.
2Smelly Glenn
When Sheriff learns that he was once a bully to a long lost schoolmate, he sets out to right his wrong.
3Stuck
When Sheriff and Deputy Goodman get stuck in their cruiser, Sheriff tries to use their time to get to know each other better.
4Ganley Stoodman
When Goodman's leg get cut off and stolen, his search for the leg thief lands him in the first grade, where he is mistaken for a child
5Bald Boyz
Sheriff tries to cheer up Carl by finding him a bald cure. Meanwhile, Tommy feels responsible for jeopardizing an astronaut's life.
6TV
When Goodman buries his family TV, it rises from the grave and demands to be entertained.
7Sunday Man
Sheriff confesses to his secret encounters with "Sunday Man," a man made of ice cream.
8Chili Snakes
Previously, on Momma Named Me Sheriff...
9Finale
When the President of the United States comes to Old Town for a sleep over at Sheriff's, Sheriff turns into a dinosaur and eats a bunch of children. Just kidding, that doesn't happen, but some other stuff does. Just watch it.