Season 3
20 episodes · 2004
The third season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. The universe is in chaos, and the final hope for humanity is two-thousand years in the past with a fast-talking computer that loves knock-knock jokes. What could possibly go wrong?
1Best Laid Plans
In the first episode of season 3, the Reds and Blues find themselves scattered across the universe as they attempt to hunt down evil mastermind O'Malley.
2Visiting Old Friends
Sarge and Caboose try to escape from a bizarre battle between two groups of unknown Red and Blue soldiers.
3Let's Get Together
O'Malley sets his evil plans in motion, while the Reds and Blues debate their next move.
4You're The Bomb, Yo
Church and Grif get used to life on the inside, while Simmons and Donut attempt to reprogram the teleporters.
5Make Your Time
The Reds and Blues must work together to stop O'Malley and disable the ten megaton bomb inside Church's body.
6We Must Rebuild
Grif and Simmons try to make sense of their new futuristic surroundings, while Caboose helps Donut with an important discovery.
7New Toys
Sarge and Donut attempt to fix the Warthog while O'Malley and Lopez inspect their new home.
8The Greatest Episode Ever
(Episode 45.9) Available only to sponsors or on the Season 3 DVD and produced solely by Gustavo Sorola while the rest of the production crew had been out of town. This episode continues or replaces the events of episode 45, though is non-canon, and features paper cutouts as characters while portraying Simmons as a hero.
9We're Being Watched
O'Malley and Lopez receive an unexpected visitor, and the Reds intercept a transmission from an old adversary.
10It's A Biological Fact
The Reds and Blues meet up with Tex and plot ways to infiltrate O'Malley's compound.
11Heavy Metal
Sarge and Tex lead an offensive against O’Malley, with Caboose doing some heavy lifting.
12Roaming Charges
Church seeks help from an ancient computer, while the Reds search for the missing head of Lopez.
13Silver Linings
The computer completes the teleporter and reveals its name to be Gary. Church teleports back to Blood Gulch shortly before the series begins. Another Church runs in and tells Gary to teleport him to Sidewinder instead, because he "screwed everything up." On Blood Gulch Church finds that he either has no effect, or causes the previous events by his presence.
14Episode 50 Part 2
Church discovers the event of the past are hard to change, and even harder to believe.
15Have We Met?
Church’s travels through time lead him into an unexpected temporal loop of confusion.
16Let's Come To Order
Tucker shows off his new bling while the Reds monkey about.
17Hello My Name Is Andrew
The Reds debate the source of an incoming distress signal while Caboose introduces everyone to his new friend.
18Defusing The Situation
Church tries to placate Andy, and Grif gets the wrong idea.
19Calm Before The Storm
O’Malley and Lopez begin their attack… their very, very slow attack.
20The Storm
Church tries to figure out the prophecy of the “Great Destroyer” as O’Malley’s Robot Army inches closer.