1The Test
Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.
2Friends and Relatives
Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.
3Like, a Virgin
Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk", unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.
4Like, a New Job
Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.
5Goodbye, Mr. Right
After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under D.J.'s bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.
6Becky, Beds and Boys
Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.
7Trick or Treat
Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.
8PMS, I Love You
Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
9Bird is the Word
Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo which makes her suddenly popular at school, but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.
10Dream Lover
Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.
11Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.
12Confessions
An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.
13The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.
14The Wedding
Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.
15Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.
16Home-Ec
Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.
17Valentine's Day
Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.
18Communicable Theater
Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.
19Vegas Interruptus
Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.
20Her Boyfriend's Back
Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend, Mark, borrow Dan's treasured motorcycle against his orders.
21Troubles with the Rubbles
The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.
22Second Time Around
Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.
23Dances with Darlene
Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.
24Scenes from a Barbecue
The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.
25The Pied Piper of Lanford
Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.