← Roseanne

Season 8

25 episodes · 1995

  1. 1

    Shower the People You Love with Stuff

    Sep 19, 199523 min★ 7.2

    Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

  2. 2

    Let Them Eat Junk

    Sep 26, 199523 min★ 6.9

    Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding baby Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick after Dan becomes upset to discover D.J.'s only photo of him shows him sitting drinking beer -- pretty much what makes him tick.

  3. 3

    Roseanne in the Hood

    Oct 17, 199523 min★ 6.9

    Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new, more posh eatery -- complete with a salad bar and a drive-through window -- opens up across from the Lunch Box.

  4. 4

    The Last Date

    Oct 24, 199523 min★ 7.1

    The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born.

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    Halloween: the Final Chapter

    Oct 31, 199523 min★ 6.0

    Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls" on Halloween, when an Ouija board sending a message from "The Dead" portends an unexpected event: she's in labor.

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    The Fifties Show

    Nov 7, 199523 min★ 6.2

    The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne's a fussy housewife, Dan is a hapless businessman stewing over "the Anderson account," and Jackie's the wacky neighbor.

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    The Getaway, Almost

    Nov 14, 199523 min★ 6.6

    Roseanne and Jackie's shopping trip with the baby becomes an outing a la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen, then force a trucker off the road.

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    The Last Thursday in November

    Nov 21, 199523 min★ 6.4

    When D.J.'s teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist-- and offends many of the parents, but not the Conners.

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    Of Mice and Dan

    Nov 28, 199523 min★ 6.8

    With his old band mate performing in town, Dan's got the blues. Seems he regrets giving up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne.

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    Direct to Video

    Dec 5, 199523 min★ 6.2

    While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseanne's; D.J. gets upset when he finds his parents did not fill out his baby book; and Mark cooks dinner for the Conner clan.

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    December Bride

    Dec 12, 199523 min★ 7.3

    Christmas for the Conners bring more than the usual holiday cheer and festivities, it also brings a wedding -- for Leon and Scott.

  12. 12

    The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

    Jan 2, 199623 min★ 7.3

    Did someone say food fight? That's what Roseanne and Jackie's stint offering samples at a supermarket turns into when Jackie outsells her sister.

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    The White Sheep of the Family

    Jan 9, 199623 min★ 6.9

    D.J. inherits $500 in his great aunt Harriet's will (because he was the only member of the family she never met) and blows half of it on a trombone to impress a girl who plays tuba in the school band. Meanwhile, Darlene alienates everyone by mentioning that she has turned down a $500/week job in advertising, an entry level position that would pay her more than both her parents earn.

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    Becky Howser, M.D.

    Jan 16, 199623 min★ 7.0

    Roseanne advises an unhappy Becky to change her life -- not realizing that Mark doesn't share his wife's eagerness for change, so Becky intends to change her marriage.

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    Out of the Past

    Feb 6, 199623 min★ 6.7

    While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, Dan and his pals reluctantly play poker with Leon and Scott.

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    Construction Junction

    Feb 13, 199623 min★ 7.2

    Dan weighs the merits of giving up his boring garage job for a new construction endeavor with his pals; Jackie surfs the internet and becomes addicted.

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    We're Going to Disney World (1)

    Feb 20, 199623 min★ 6.9

    The family goes hog wild with excitement -- and with plans to travel to Disney World -- when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.

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    Disney World War II (2)

    Feb 27, 199623 min★ 6.7

    Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she's actually happy in the presence of Winnie the Pooh.

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    Springtime for David

    Mar 12, 199623 min★ 6.1

    David moves out after getting a job at a theme park known as "the happiest place in Illinois," where he's soon transformed into an ultra-perky worker with an eerie smile.

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    Another Mouth to Shut Up

    Mar 26, 199623 min★ 7.5

    Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene drops a proposal -- and a surprise announcement: she's pregnant -- on David, whose major life changes seem to be happening all in one day.

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    Morning Becomes Obnoxious

    Apr 9, 199623 min★ 7.0

    After an impromptu interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show as a news commentator with a unique and "opinionated blue-collar outlook" -- and with Jackie as her manager.

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    Ballroom Blitz

    Apr 30, 199623 min★ 6.5

    Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor -- until a drama unfolds on the dance floor when he starts flirting with the newly divorced Jackie.

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    The Wedding

    May 7, 199623 min★ 7.8

    Darlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple's wedding vows bring Roseanne to tears.

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    Heart & Soul

    May 14, 199623 min★ 7.6

    Roseanne's brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene's wedding reception.

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    Fights and Stuff

    May 21, 199623 min★ 7.8

    Dan returns home from hospital with orders from the doctor for a new diet regime -- and strict orders from Roseanne about changing his lifestyle.