Season 3
13 episodes · 2017
As Season Three gets underway, the Rose family continues to ingratiate themselves into everyday life in Schitt’s Creek. Johnny has hit a brick wall in his quest to get the Roses out of Schitt’s Creek, and struggles to find a new project to give his life purpose – that is, until he finds one right under his nose. Moira adjusts to her new position on Town Council, learning the hard way that big ideas aren’t always compatible with small-town realities. David is riding high after meeting a new love interest at a party, but soon discovers that his romantic life is becoming entangled with Stevie’s. Meanwhile, Alexis contemplates her future, and decides to go back to school to complete her education. The Roses continue to adapt to everyday life in Schitt’s Creek, as their temporary sojourn begins to look more and more permanent with each passing day.
1Opening Night
Johnny struggles to find a new purpose, while Moira must confront the harsh realities of local politics.
2The Throuple
David and Stevie must come to terms with their new relationship, while Alexis and Moira become anxious when they schedule a rare mother/daughter lunch.
3New Car
Johnny and Moira try to get a deal on a used car while David helps Stevie put her great aunt to rest.
4Driving Test
Johnny and Moira worry about the future of the motel and David panics at the thought of retaking his driving test.
5Rooms by the Hour
Johnny puts the motel in jeopardy when he rents rooms to a dubious enterprise and David helps Moira with a film audition.
6Murder Mystery
Johnny and Stevie pitch a nearby golf course on a package deal with the motel. Moira tries to get out of an invitation to Twyla’s murder mystery party.
7General Store
David plans a new business venture, while Alexis adjusts to her first day at school.
8Motel Review
David meets a new friend while setting up his business, Johnny defends Alexis’s schoolwork, and Moira deals with a difficult guest at the motel.
9The Affair
Moira and Roland find themselves in a compromising situation. Alexis drives a wedge between David and Patrick.
10Sebastien Raine
David’s photographer ex-boyfriend arrives in town to do a photo series on Moira. Johnny and Roland suspect that Bob is cheating at poker.
11Stop Saying Lice!
Johnny tries to avoid the spread of lice in the motel. Moira tries to get out of having a flower garden named after her.
12Friends and Family
Johnny and Moira struggle to find a place for their family portrait. David hosts a 'soft launch' of his new store.
13Grad Night
Johnny and Stevie celebrate having a fully booked hotel; David and Patrick go on a date.