- 1
One On the Town
Guy Caballero welcomes you to SCTV's new programming season on NBC.
- 2
Polynesiantown
Johnny LaRue plays a restaurant owner in his latest movie.
- 3
Southside Fracas
Guy Caballero hires illegal immigrant Pirini Scleroso; the Fracases argue about their daughter's wedding.
- 4
Repeats
A selection of sketches from the previous seasons.
- 5
Lunchtime Street Beef
Johnny LaRue is desperate for work after the failure of "Polynesiantown."
- 6
Moral Majority
Guy tries to appease a major advertiser.
- 7
Pledge Week
SCTV holds a pledge drive.
- 8
Bouncin' Back To You with The Tubes
Lola Heatherton is despondent after her live special is canceled.
- 9
The Great White North
Bob and Doug McKenzie invite fellow hoser Ian Thomas onto their show.
- 10
CCCP 1
SCTV's regular programming is interrupted by a Soviet satellite.
- 11
I'm Taking My Own Head, Screwing It On Right, and No Guy's Gonna Tell Me It Ain't
Libby Wolfson prepares for her new play.
- 12
Zontar
The SCTV cast and crew falls victim to alien mind control.
- 13
Walter Cronkite's Brain
David Brinkley's look at the human brain includes Walter Cronkite's childhood on Krypton.
- 14
Doorway To Hell
Guy runs out of ideas and takes suggestions from the crew.
- 15
The Godfather
A war erupts between the Five Networks when "Don Caballero" refuses to back a pay TV channel.
- 16
SCTV Staff Christmas Party
Johnny is forced to tape "Street Beef" outside on Christmas Eve.
- 17
Teacher's Pet
Ricardo Montalban is featured in a "To Sir, With Love" parody.
- 18
Midnight Video Special
Gerry Todd hosts a concert special consisting entirely of videos.
- 19
The Great White North Palace
Everyone is jealous of the attention Guy is paying to Bob and Doug--including giving them their own special.
- 20
Pre-Teen World Telethon
The kids of Pre-Teen World hold a telethon after their funding is cut.
- 21
The People's Global Golden Choice Awards
When SCTV wins a suspicious number of awards, Bob Hope notifies the FBI.
- 22
3D Stake From The Heart
Count Floyd takes us behind the scenes of the latest Coppola and Dr. Tongue production.
- 23
Pet Peeves / The Happy Wanderers
Hollywood stars reveal what bugs them; Stan and Yosh Schmenge welcome back a former Happy Wanderer.
- 24
Chariots Of Eggs
Hall and Oates star in Bobby Bittman's latest film.
- 25
Battle Of The PBS Stars
Carl Sagan's team takes on William F. Buckley's.
- 26
Rome, Italian Style
On the SCTV Foreign Film Festival, Angelo loses control of his fantasies.
- 27
The Days Of The Week / Street Beef
Everything comes to a head at Clay and Sue Ellen's wedding; Johnny meets a valuable ally at the bar.