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Soren-Weiss Report / The Happy Wanderers / Melonville Calendar / Maudlin O' the Night
Guy Caballero launches the new SCTV cable channel. The Schmenge Brothers try new wave music. Edith Prickly and Edna Boil go double-dating in the film spoof "Prickly Business". Steve Roman makes his own made-for-TV movie about JFK. "Melonville Calendar" honors a firefighter. Finally, "The Sammy Maudlin Show" is overhauled to appeal to a younger audience.
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Hollywood Dirt Tonight / Mel McElroy Film Festival / Gimme Jackie: Lie Detector
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SCTV Special Presentation: It's A Wonderful Film
The whole episode is a parody of ""It's A Wonderful Life.""
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The Date Debate / Scary Previews
Count Floyd introduces some film previews, including ""Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde,"" ""Cujo II,"" and ""The Mysterious Disappearance of Dr. Tongue.""
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You're On, Parts 1-3 / SCTV Foreign Film Festival: Das Boobs
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Half Wits: Semi-Finals / Happy Hour: Six Gun Justice / Stars in One
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Spy Wrap / The Great Escape
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Stars in One: Libby Wolfson / Happy Hour: Six Gun Justice / PSA: Stop Julio Iglesias
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Just For Fun / Black Like Vic
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Youth, Do They Give a Damn or What? / Happy Hour
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Allenscam / Mel's Rock Pile
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Oliver Grimley
A parody of ""Oliver Twist"" with Ed Grimley (Short) in the lead role and Tommy Lasorda (Hemphill) as ""The Artful Dodger.""
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2009 Jupiter and Beyond
Paul Simon, Art Garfunkel, and Ernest Borgnine crash-land on Saturn in a spoof of ""2001: A Space Odyssey."" Also, a behind-the-scenes look at the movie finds co-producers Idella Voudry and Woody Tobias Jr. fighting for creative control.
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Halfwits / Save The World Parade
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Jackie Rogers Jr. For President / Happy Hour
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Celebrity Fairie Tales / Canadian Gaffes
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You're On / Happy Hour
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Pledge Week
In a desperate effort to save the station, Guy and Edith start a pledge drive. Lola Heatherton returns to SCTV to sing on behalf of the station, but her performance is marred by thinly-veiled personal problems.
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The Best of SCTV
Guy and Edith plead to the FCC to keep SCTV on the airwaves while clips from the show's heyday are interspersed.