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Season 9

24 episodes · 1997

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    The Butter Shave

    Sep 25, 199722 min★ 8.3

    Kramer uses butter for shaving--and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania; Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before their flight back from Europe.

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    The Voice

    Oct 2, 199722 min★ 8.3

    Kramer hires an assistant; George's boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won't get back with her latest ex.

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    The Serenity Now

    Oct 9, 199722 min★ 8.7

    George goes to work for his father; Jerry's girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith.

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    The Blood

    Oct 16, 199722 min★ 8.1

    Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine's plan to show responsibility backfires; Jerry trains with fitness guru Izzy Mendelbaum.

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    The Junk Mail

    Oct 30, 199723 min★ 7.9

    Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man, whose past comes back to haunt her.

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    The Merv Griffin Show

    Nov 6, 199722 min★ 9.0

    Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry's girlfriend won't let him play with her toys; George's clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee's silent movement rattles Elaine.

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    The Slicer

    Nov 13, 199723 min★ 8.3

    George has a past with his new boss; Jerry's "revenge date" backfires; Kramer's deli slicer solves Elaine's problem with a neighbor.

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    The Betrayal

    Nov 20, 199723 min★ 8.9

    Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine's disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer's desperate need to barter for a birthday wish.

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    The Apology

    Dec 11, 199722 min★ 8.1

    Jerry's girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine's lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a disagreement with a new AA member.

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    The Strike

    Dec 18, 199722 min★ 8.7

    Kramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George gives holiday gifts in his co-workers' names to a fraudulent charity.

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    The Dealership

    Jan 8, 199822 min★ 8.3

    At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry's deal is threatened by a fight between Elaine and Puddy.

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    The Reverse Peephole

    Jan 15, 199822 min★ 8.2

    Elaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; Kramer keeps Newman from being evicted.

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    The Cartoon

    Jan 29, 199823 min★ 7.8

    An actress turns Jerry's criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker.

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    The Strong Box

    Feb 5, 199823 min★ 7.9

    Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key. Elaine dates a mysterious man. George plans a breakup.

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    The Wizard

    Feb 26, 199823 min★ 7.8

    Jerry buys his father an electric organizer; Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry's parents in Florida; Susan's parents catch George in a lie; Elaine can't tell if she's part of an interracial couple.

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    The Burning

    Mar 19, 199822 min★ 8.3

    Kramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddy's religious; George works out how and when to make a good exit; a tractor figures into the past of Jerry's girlfriend.

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    The Bookstore

    Apr 9, 199822 min★ 8.1

    A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people to pull it.

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    The Frogger

    Apr 23, 199822 min★ 8.7

    George buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry's social life; Elaine eats Peterman's slice of wedding cake from the nuptials of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor.

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    The Maid

    Apr 30, 199822 min★ 8.0

    Elaine's area code is changed; a co-worker steals George's desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a "long-distance relationship" when his girlfriend moves downtown.

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    The Puerto Rican Day

    May 7, 199822 min★ 7.8

    Gridlocked by a parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver; George goes to a movie; and Kramer looks for a bathroom. Elaine, meanwhile, searches for a crossing point with a group of strangers.

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    The Chronicle (1)

    May 14, 199822 min★ 7.6

    Jerry, Elaine, George & Kramer plan to go to a movie, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memories.

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    The Chronicle (2)

    May 14, 199821 min★ 7.8

    More memories and bloopers.

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    The Finale (1)

    May 14, 199828 min

    The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town.

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    The Finale (2)

    May 14, 199828 min

    Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law."