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Episode 1
Seven veteran gunslingers agree to defend a poor Mexican village against an outbreak of Japanese encephalitis.
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Episode 2
An acrobat, a diplomat and a bureaucrat enter a laundromat and engage in some chit-chat about a thermostat. Stars Chow Yun-fat.
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Episode 3
In a futuristic society, all sarcasm has been eliminated except for the occasional use of the phrase "oh, do you think so?" by Nether-Zone outcasts.
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Episode 4
A priest and a tame bear travel back in time to Dallas, Texas on November 23, 1963 to try and prevent an episode of 'The Patty Duke Show' going to air.
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Episode 5
Biopic of Entente Cordiale, the blind French plumber who, in 1886, won the contract to install the male toilets in the Statue of Liberty's head.
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Episode 6
A freelance ant exposed to deadly Q*bert radiation in a science explosion discovers it has the ability to shrink its body to the size of a smaller ant.
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Episode 7
Eleven jurors agree that a young Hispanic boy is guilty of murder. Only Juror #8 is doubtful, secretly suspecting that he himself is the real murderer.
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Episode 8
A man and a woman, both in a shopping centre and a kind of a metaphor meet briefly on some escalators - his going up and hers going down.
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Episode 9
A man and a woman, both in a shopping centre and a kind of a metaphor meet briefly on some escalators - his going up and hers going down.
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Episode 10
The Sultan of Marzipan commands Sinbad the sailor to undertake a dangerous quest to the forbidden pizzeria of N'Gru for a family size Hawaiian (no ham or pineapple).
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Episode 11
Adaptation of Shakespeare's 'Titus Andronicus' in which a man unwittingly eats an apple pie containing apples which, only hours earlier, he had been juggling with.
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Episode 12
A childless Australian couple adopt a young Indian boy. Years later when they politely ask him to trim a hedge in the garden, he's like, "No way, I didn't sign up for that."