1Captain's Sweatshop
Space King's sweatshop uses unethically sourced alien materials and alien labor to create custom-cut, high-quality clothing.
2A message from Hatemonger
Hatemonger discusses the temptation to sell Space King and the potential consequences, including the loss of integrity and the possibility of Space King becoming "fake and gay."
3Hatemonger Vs. Women
We must remain vigilant and ensure the icky oxygen thieves known as girls don't infiltrate and ruin our hallowed spaces.
4Hatemonger's Kingsmas Message
Hatemonger warns that Kingsmas is under attack by non-believers, misfits, and heretics.
5Captain starts a CRUSADE
Captain gives a briefing on an upcoming crusade to stop an alien invasion before getting interrupted by a more pressing matter.
6Rise of the Blap Blaps
Hatemonger gives a speech about Blap Blaps invading a planet belonging to Space Kingdom, urging the psycho-warriors to fight the alien threat.