1Mrs. Livingston, I Presume
While touring MGM studios with his father, Eddie invites a homeless starlet to spend the night.
2Teacher's Pet
Eddie's classmates accuse him of being the teacher's pet when Tom starts dating their teacher, Miss Allen.
3And Eddie Makes Three
Tom falls in love with a model who isn't ready for motherhood.
4The Littlest Kidnapper
Eddie brings home a little Japanese boy for Mrs. Livingston to keep.
5The Computer
Tom reluctantly agrees to enroll in a computer dating service to do some research.
6Pain
Tom and Eddie experience the pains of growing up when Eddie balks at the idea of going to school.
7Guess Who's Coming for Lunch?
After discovering his new friend's mother is not married, Eddie arranges a meeting between the two parents.
8Bully for You
When Eddie is bullied by a motherless girl (Jodie Foster) at school, Tom invites her and her father over to visit.
9Gentleman Friend
A wealthy manufacturer announces his plans to marry Mrs. Livingston.
10Any Friend of Dad's
A buddy from Tom's school days drops in for an extended visit.
11An F for Mrs. Livingston
Mrs. Livingston failed her English test, causing Eddie to think she will commit hara-kiri to save face.
12Member of the Wedding
Tina proposes to Norman.
13A Night Out for the Boys
An overnight camping trip leads to a Corbett-Lockwood quarrel.
14Mother of the Year
Tom offers to make sandwiches when the mothers of Eddie's classmates plan a luncheon for Eddie's pregnant teacher.
15Who Pulled the Blues Right Out of the Horn?
Eddie's flamboyant Aunt Kate comes for a visit.
16The Library Card
Eddie loses the very first library book he takes out.
17How Do You Know If It's Really Love?
Eddie is suffering from a case of puppy love
18The Road to You Know Where is Paved with You Know What
A retired school teacher unknowingly alienates Eddie from his father.
19They're Either Too Young or Too Old
Eddie has a crush on his babysitter, who has a crush on Tom.
20The Mod Couple
Mrs. Livingston departs, leaving Eddie and Tom alone.
21Guardian for Eddie
Tom tries to find a future guardian for Eddie.
22The Promise
Tom tries to prevent Mrs. Livingston from being deported.
23A Five-Pound Monkey on His Stomach
Norman has to lose five pounds in two days.
24Free is a Four Letter Word
Tom has been ordered by his boss to fire his best friend
25Don't Look Now, But Your Scorpio's Rising
Tom's nutty secretary has become interested in astrology and quits her job.
26Money is a Five Letter Word
Eddie finds ten thousand dollars.