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The Great DeGaulle Stone Operation
The Inspector is tasked with protecting the De Gaulle Stone, a diamond of considerable value, only for it to be stolen by the notorious Siamese triplets, Wight, Weft, and Wong, better known as the Matzoriley Brothers.
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Reaux, Reaux, Reaux Your Boat
The Inspector sets out to sea to arrest notorious smuggler Captain Clamity.
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Napoleon Blown-Aparte
The Inspector ineffectually tries to protect the Commissioner from a mad bomber's revenge campaign.
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Cirrhosis of the Louvre
The Inspector and Sergeant Deux-Deux ineffectually try to stop the Blotch from robbing the Louvre.
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Plastered in Paris
The Surete Commissioner orders Inspector Clouseau and Sergeant Deux-Deux to track a mysterious and elusive Monsieur X.
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Cock-A-Doodle Deux Deux
A large diamond of an heiress is stolen under the Inspector's nose and her domestic staff of Chickens may be responsible.
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Ape Suzette
A ship of bananas is hijacked and the Inspector and Sgt. Deux Deux must solve the case.
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The Pique Poquette of Paris
Inspector Clouseau and his sidekick, Sergeant Deux-Deux, are assigned to apprehend a four-armed pick-pocket named Spider Pierre, who promptly picks the pocket of Clouseau.
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Sicque! Sicque! Sicque!
While searching a mad scientist's residence, Deux-Deux drinks a potion that turns him periodically into a dangerous monster that attacks the Inspector.
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That's No Lady - That's Notre Dame
The Inspector finds that his female disguise is working too well with the Commissioner.
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Unsafe and Seine
The Inspector and Sgt. Deux-Deux try to meet up with a secret agent around the world and get into one disaster after another.
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Toulouse La Trick
A notorious Paris criminal, Toulouse Le Moose, escapes to Cherbourg after jumping bail, and Inspector Clouseau is assigned to handcuff himself to Toulouse and accompany him by train back to Paris.
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Sacré Bleu Cross
The Inspector accepts the aid of Sgt. Deux Deux's rabbit's foot while confronting a criminal, only for it to plague him with bad luck.
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Le Quiet Squad
A crime wave in Paris results in the hot-tempered Surete Commissioner becoming so stressed-out that he requires bed rest at home. Inspector Clouseau is assigned to see that the Commissioner is not disturbed.
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Bomb Voyage
Reports of flying saucers over Paris have the Surete scrambling to keep order.
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Le Pig-Al Patrol
Inspector Clouseau pursues a thieving motorcycle gang led by one Pig-Al.
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Le Bowser Bagger
The French Surete experiments with the use of dogs as partners to its police officers, and Inspector Clouseau is paired with a scrappy canine given the name of Private Bowser.
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Le Escape Goat
Suspended for incompetence, the Inspector tries to protect the Commissioner from a vengeful criminal, but keeps getting implicated instead.
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Le Cop on Le Rocks
Mistaken for a bank robbing lookalike, The Inspector is sent to prison and his efforts to escape prove a hopeless challenge.
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Crow De Guerre
Inspector Clouseau declares war on a pesky crow, with the bumbling Clouseau talking all his own bomb blasts and being electrified on a power line.
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Canadian Can-Can
The Inspector is selected as a police exchange student with Canada. His first assignment is to track down the vicious two-faced Harry.
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Tour de Farce
Inspector Clouseau is stranded on a deserted island with a vicious criminal, whom Clouseau had been assigned to transport to the prison on Devil's Island.
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The Shooting of Caribou Lou
When working with the Mounties, The Inspector becomes the prisoner of the ever alert fugitive, Caribou Lou.
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London Derriere
The Inspector's pursuit of a criminal in London is impeded by the Scotland Yard captain who is more interested in enforcing the local weapons policy.
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Les Miserobots
A new automated policeman replaces The Inspector, leading him to try dismantling the robot to get his job back.
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Transylvania Mania
The inspector gets lost in the countryside and goes to a haunted house for directions. Of course the master of the house wants his brain.
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Bear De Guerre
On a hunting vacation, Inspector Clouseau mistakenly keeps shooting a bad-tempered bear instead of the quail he's after which results in painful lessons learned by the Inspector.
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Cherche Le Phantom
Inspector Clouseau and Sergeant Deux-Deux are assigned by the Surete Commissioner to investigate reports of a phantom presence at the Paris Opera House.
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Le Great Dane Robbery
Inspector Clouseau must delay his long-awaited vacation on the Surete Commissioner's order that he obtain a nationally sensitive document from a safe on an estate guarded by a dedicated and aggressive canine.
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Le Ball and Chain Gang
A bickering married couple continue their verbal sparring as they repeatedly repel Inspector Clouseau's attempts to enter their house to give them a ticket.
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La Feet's Defeat
The tricky Muddy La Feet has escaped from prison and The Inspector and Sergeant Deux-Deux must recapture him.
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French Freud
The Inspector finds himself marked for death by two jewel thieves for the jewel he is guarding.
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Pierre and Cottage Cheese
The Inspector tries to arrest a crook in his hideout with the "help" of a robot's advice.
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Carte Blanched
On his day off work, Inspector Clouseau goes grocery shopping. On leaving the store, he thoughtlessly takes his shopping cart with him and is chided by a narrator for having committed theft and broken the law.