1Late for Breakfast
Patrick presents a show about food after missing out on a hearty breakfast.
2Bummer Jobs
Patrick and SpongeBob experience the wonders of the workforce.
3Pat-a-thon
Patrick hosts a telethon to raise money for snails that can't dance.
4Lost in Couch
Patrick loses the remote in the cushions, so he journeys into the couch to track it down.
5Stair Wars
Patrick and GrandPat try to pass each other on the stairs, leading to a ludicrous conflict.
6Enemies à la Mode
Members of the Star family confront their absurd rivalries.
7The Haunting of Star House
Patrick hires cheap ghosts to haunt his house, but he ends up getting just what he paid for.
8Squidina's Little Helper
Squidina hires an assistant who's a little too good at his job.
9I Smell a Pat
The Patrick Star Show is interrupted by a most peculiar stench.
10Terror at 20,000 Leagues
The Patrick Show presents a Halloween TV special.
11Gas Station Vacation
The Star Family heads to their favorite resort.
12Bunny the Barbarian
Bunny goes on a mid-day adventure to a forgotten age.
13The Yard Sale
GrandPat prevents his precious memories from being sold at a family yard sale.
14Just in Time for Christmas
Patrick travels through time to find last minute Christmas gifts for his family.
15Who's a Big Boy?
Patrick hits an unnatural growth spurt in his late adolescence.
16Klopnodian Heritage Festival
The Star Family learns the cultural traditions of the old country.
17To Dad and Back
Patrick ventures inside Cecil to learn how the body works.
18Survivoring
Cecil takes his kids camping, but Squidina wants the drama of reality TV.
19X Marks the Pot
A classic villain returns to his former lair, only to find the Star Family inhabiting it.
20Patrick's Alley
The Patrick Show rebrands for a younger audience.
21Pearl Wants to Be a Star
Pearl stars in a guest appearance on The Patrick Show.
22Nitwit Neighborhood News
Patrick and Squidina report the news around Bikini Bottom.
23Mid-Season Finale
The Patrick Show presents the epic conclusion to the first half of its first season.
24Shrinking Stars
The Star family finds themselves getting smaller and smaller.
25Uncredible Journey
Tinkle, Ouchie, and Pinkeye must venture back home together after being taken away by mistake.
26Host-a-Palooza
Patrick gets injured, so his family members take turns hosting the show.
27Backpay Payback
Granny Tentacles helps Squidward collect his paper delivery money from Cecil.
28House Hunting
The Star family house runs away from home.
29Super Sitters
Patrick and SpongeBob go back in time to watch Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy when they were new.
30FitzPatrick
Patrick's evil twin cousin shows up to ruin Patrick's reputation.
31The Drooling Fool
Patrick's uncontrollable drooling gets out of hand and mouth.
32Patrick’s Got a Zoo Loose
A shape-shifting alien runs loose in the Star home.
33The Patterfly Effect
Patrick messes with the space-time continuum.
34A Space Affair to Remember
While Cecil and Bunny celebrate their anniversary in outer space, Patrick and Squidina throw a house party.
35Home ECCH!
Squidina hosts a television show to pass a home economics class.
36Fun & Done!
Patrick and SpongeBob try to unlock a dull child's imagination.
37The Lil' Patscals
Patrick learns about GrandPat's childhood.
38The Prehistoric Patrick Star Show
In a pre-historic era, Cave Pat hosts a show with his family.
39The Patrick Show Sells Out
The Patrick Show! gets competing sponsors.
40Neptune’s Ball
The Star family visits King Neptune's palace.
41Dad’s Stache Stash
Cecil shows Patrick his mustache collection.
42A Root Galoot
The Star family brings a mandrake root into their home.
43The Starry Awards
Patrick hosts an award ceremony.
44Blorpsgiving
Captain Doug Quasar meets Pat-Tron's robot family.
45Stuntin’
Patrick gets a stunt double.
46Olly Olly Organ Free
In a notion of protest, Patrick's organs leave his body.
47Which Witch is Which?
Bunny's mother makes a visit from the old country.
48Get Off My Lawnie
Granny Tentacles gets her own spin-off show.
49Bubble Bass Reviews
Bubble Bass reviews and critiques The Patrick Show.
50Patrick’s Prison Pals
Bunny brings Patrick to prison for "Bring Your Kid to Work Day."