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Season 12

16 episodes · 2014

In the final season, Walden and Alan take drastic (and hilarious) steps to redefine family, love, and what it means to finally grow up.

  1. 1

    The Ol' Mexican Spinach

    Oct 30, 201421 min★ 5.2

    After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

  2. 2

    A Chic Bar in Ibiza

    Nov 6, 201421 min★ 5.2

    Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

  3. 3

    Glamping in a Yurt

    Nov 13, 201421 min★ 5.4

    Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

  4. 4

    Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

    Nov 20, 201421 min★ 5.4

    A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

  5. 5

    Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

    Nov 27, 201421 min★ 5.2

    Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

  6. 6

    Alan Shot a Little Girl

    Dec 4, 201421 min★ 5.2

    Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

  7. 7

    Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

    Dec 11, 201421 min★ 5.9

    Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

  8. 8

    Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

    Dec 18, 201421 min★ 5.5

    Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

  9. 9

    Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

    Jan 8, 201521 min★ 5.7

    Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

  10. 10

    Here I Come, Pants!

    Jan 15, 201521 min★ 5.8

    Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

  11. 11

    For Whom the Booty Calls

    Jan 22, 201521 min★ 5.5

    Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

  12. 12

    A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

    Jan 29, 201521 min★ 5.9

    When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

  13. 13

    Boompa Loved His Hookers

    Feb 5, 201521 min★ 5.6

    Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

  14. 14

    Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

    Feb 12, 201521 min★ 5.6

    After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

  15. 15

    Of Course He's Dead (1)

    Feb 19, 201518 min★ 3.7

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

  16. 16

    Of Course He's Dead (2)

    Feb 19, 201521 min

    Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?