1A Cavalcade of Carreys
Jim Carrey and Drew Carey talk Gen Z, while ventriloquist doll Chris Pine offers some food opinions.
2Grant Anthony O'Brien Has a Mouthful of Water
The news crew discuss the many insecurities of Grant O'Brien, who has a mouthful of water.
3Bartending, Improv, and Other Trends of 2011
The news crew talks corgi butts, National Call Your Dead Grandma Day, and the Pulitzer surprise.
4Old Rude Donkey's Flamin' Anus Hot Sauce
The crew discuss their non-Hot Ones TV ideas and dying in Lake Penis.
5The Italian Backstreet Boys' Biggest Hits
The news crew reflect on the Italian Backstreet Boys, get their fortunes told, and pick up objects.
6Return of Streep Alert
The new crew brings you the latest on rightwing potato toys, stolen big fat asses, and Meryl Streep.
7Sorry That's My Genitals. They're Exploding
Studio 54 is vandalized by teens, a weatherman does math, and Mr. Pepper does his damn deal.
8Grant Uses Others as Puppets to Voice His Opinions
Sam, Ally, and Lily are forced to treat Grant's opinions as fact. Tao explains craps.