← Two and a Half Men

Season 10

23 episodes · 2012

Walden and Alan navigate friendship, fatherhood, and fleeting fame while trying (and failing) to get their personal lives together.

  1. 1

    I Changed My Mind About the Milk

    Sep 27, 201221 min★ 6.0

    Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.

  2. 2

    A Big Bag of Dog

    Oct 4, 201220 min★ 6.2

    Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.

  3. 3

    Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

    Oct 11, 201221 min★ 6.1

    Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.

  4. 4

    You Do Know What the Lollipop's For

    Oct 18, 201221 min★ 6.4

    Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.

  5. 5

    That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

    Oct 25, 201220 min★ 6.4

    Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.

  6. 6

    Ferrets, Attack!

    Nov 1, 201220 min★ 6.0

    Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

  7. 7

    Avoid the Chinese Mustard

    Nov 8, 201221 min★ 6.3

    When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

  8. 8

    Something My Gynecologist Said

    Nov 15, 201221 min★ 6.5

    Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

  9. 9

    I Scream When I Pee

    Nov 29, 201220 min★ 7.0

    Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

  10. 10

    One Nut Johnson

    Dec 6, 201221 min★ 6.9

    Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

  11. 11

    Give Santa a Tail-Hole

    Dec 13, 201222 min★ 6.7

    Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

  12. 12

    Welcome to Alancrest

    Jan 3, 201322 min★ 6.3

    Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

  13. 13

    Grab a Feather and Get in Line

    Jan 10, 201321 min★ 5.6

    Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

  14. 14

    Run, Steven Staven! Run!

    Jan 31, 201321 min★ 6.6

    Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

  15. 15

    Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

    Feb 7, 201321 min★ 6.8

    When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

  16. 16

    Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

    Feb 14, 201321 min★ 6.3

    Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

  17. 17

    Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

    Feb 21, 201321 min★ 6.2

    When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

  18. 18

    The 9:04 from Pemberton

    Mar 7, 201321 min★ 6.4

    After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

  19. 19

    Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon

    Mar 14, 201321 min★ 6.9

    Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

  20. 20

    Bazinga! That's from a TV Show

    Apr 4, 201321 min★ 6.9

    Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

  21. 21

    Another Night with Neil Diamond

    Apr 25, 201321 min★ 6.2

    Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

  22. 22

    My Bodacious Vidalia

    May 2, 201321 min★ 6.4

    With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

  23. 23

    Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

    May 9, 201322 min★ 6.4

    Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.