← Two and a Half Men

Season 9

24 episodes · 2011

A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.

  1. 1

    Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    Sep 19, 201121 min★ 5.4

    Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

  2. 2

    People Who Love Peepholes

    Sep 26, 201121 min★ 5.3

    Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

  3. 3

    Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    Oct 3, 201120 min★ 5.3

    Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

  4. 4

    Nine Magic Fingers

    Oct 10, 201121 min★ 5.6

    Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

  5. 5

    A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

    Oct 17, 201120 min★ 5.8

    Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

  6. 6

    The Squat and Hover

    Oct 24, 201121 min★ 5.6

    Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

  7. 7

    Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

    Oct 31, 201119 min★ 5.9

    Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

  8. 8

    Thank You for the Intercourse

    Nov 7, 201121 min★ 6.6

    When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

  9. 9

    Frodo's Headshots

    Nov 14, 201121 min★ 6.4

    Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

  10. 10

    A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

    Nov 21, 201121 min★ 6.2

    Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

  11. 11

    What a Lovely Landing Strip

    Dec 5, 201120 min★ 6.3

    Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

  12. 12

    One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    Dec 12, 201121 min★ 5.7

    Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

  13. 13

    Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

    Jan 2, 201220 min★ 6.6

    Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

  14. 14

    A Possum on Chemo

    Jan 16, 201220 min★ 6.3

    Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

  15. 15

    The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

    Feb 6, 201221 min★ 6.3

    Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

  16. 16

    Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

    Feb 13, 201220 min★ 6.6

    Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

  17. 17

    Not in My Mouth!

    Feb 20, 201219 min★ 5.5

    Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

  18. 18

    The War Against Gingivitis

    Feb 27, 201221 min★ 5.6

    Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

  19. 19

    Palmdale, Ech

    Mar 19, 201221 min★ 6.2

    Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

  20. 20

    Grandma's Pie

    Apr 9, 201221 min★ 6.0

    Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

  21. 21

    Mr. Hose Says "Yes"

    Apr 16, 201221 min★ 6.1

    Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

  22. 22

    Why We Gave Up Women

    Apr 30, 201221 min★ 6.2

    Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

  23. 23

    The Straw in My Donut Hole

    May 7, 201221 min★ 5.7

    Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.

  24. 24

    Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

    May 14, 201221 min★ 6.3

    Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.