1What Life D-D-Doth
When Burbury, Connecticut is infected with a strange virus, Xavier must use his healing powers to save the town from an evil computer.
2Chief Beef Loco
When a boy named Percy wishes he could impress the Loco's with his mascot outfit, he has Xavier pretend to be him in a costume. The Loco's decide to let Xavier lead them for a while and things get a bit out of hand.
3Weapons Grade Life
A young boy pretends to be God and performs surgeries on people to impress his dad.
4The 6th Teat of Good Intentions
Xavier thinks that 7 babies were abandoned, so he keeps them as his own. Then he finds out that a woman lost 7 babies and Xavier tries to find the criminal, when it is really himself.
5Pet Siouxicide
Xavier surrenders his own freedom for a spoiled child.
6World of Hurt, BC
Xavier goes back in time by smoking and eating bacon in order to discover his origin.
7Bloodcorn
When a factory mix-up turns a town to dust, Xavier must pray for rain.
8Escape From Squatopian Freedom
When Xavier's significant crystal is stolen, he is forced to venture forth into a freedom-mad place named Squatopia where he meets a man who plans to escape from Squatopian freedom with Xavier.
9Signs From Godrilla
Xavier must choose between the heart and the mind.
10Shakashuri Blowdown
The final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match.