- 1
Vibracaust
Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul— his own.
- 2
Xavier's Maneuver
Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection.
- 3
El Tornadador
When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won’t know what hit it in the face.
- 4
Haunted Tonk
Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood.
- 5
Free Range Manibalism
Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats.
- 6
Damnesia Vu
When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme.
- 7
Going Normal
Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier’s gratitude starved heart shrieks out “Abandon ye lifequest!” and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin’ pie of limits.
- 8
Kharmarabionic Lotion
A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. It’s pretty cool. Or, did he?
- 9
Damnesia You
Xavier has amnesia.
- 10
Braingea's Final Cranny
When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion.